March 4, 2012

Rules, Evidence, and Grammar

In case you haven’t heard, it’s National Grammar Day, and that seemed as good a time as any to reflect a little on the role of evidence in discussing grammar rules. (Goofy at Bradshaw of the Future apparently had the same idea.) A couple of months ago, Geoffrey Pullum made the argument in this post on Lingua Franca that it’s impossible to talk about what’s right or wrong in language without considering the evidence. Is singular they grammatical and standard? How do you know?

For most people, I think, the answer is pretty simple: you look it up in a source that you trust. If the source says it’s grammatical or correct, it is. If it doesn’t, it isn’t. Singular they is wrong because many authoritative sources say it is. End of story. And if you try to argue that the sources aren’t valid or reliable, you’re labelled an anything-goes type who believes we should just toss all the rules out the window and embrace linguistic anarchy.

The question is, where did these sources get their authority to say what’s right and wrong?

That is, when someone says that you should never use they as a singular pronoun or start a sentence with hopefully or use less with count nouns, why do you suppose that the rules they put forth are valid? The rules obviously haven’t been inscribed on stone tablets by the finger of the Lord, but they have to come from somewhere. Every language is different, and languages and constantly changing, so I think we have to recognize that there is no universal, objective truth when it comes to grammar and usage.

David Foster Wallace apparently fell into the trap of thinking that there was, unfortunately. In his famous Harper’s article “Tense Present: Democracy, English, and the Wars over Usage,” he quotes the introduction to The American College Dictionary, which says, “A dictionary can be an ‘authority’ only in the sense in which a book of chemistry or of physics or of botany can be an ‘authority’: by the accuracy and the completeness of its record of the observed facts of the field examined, in accord with the latest principles and techniques of the particular science.”

He retorts,

This is so stupid it practically drools. An “authoritative” physics text presents the results of physicists’ observations and physicists’ theories about those observations. If a physics textbook operated on Descriptivist principles, the fact that some Americans believe that electricity flows better downhill (based on the observed fact that power lines tend to run high above the homes they serve) would require the Electricity Flows Better Downhill Theory to be included as a “valid” theory in the textbook—just as, for Dr. Fries, if some Americans use infer for imply, the use becomes an ipso facto “valid” part of the language.

The irony of his first sentence is almost overwhelming. Physics is a set of universal laws that can be observed and tested, and electricity works regardless of what anyone believes. Language, on the other hand, is quite different. In fact, Wallace tacitly acknowledges the difference—without explaining his apparent contradiction—immediately after: “It isn’t scientific phenomena they’re tabulating but rather a set of human behaviors, and a lot of human behaviors are—to be blunt—moronic. Try, for instance, to imagine an ‘authoritative’ ethics textbook whose principles were based on what most people actually do.”1David Foster Wallace, “Tense Present: Democracy, English, and the Wars over Usage,” Harper’s Monthly, April 2001, 47.

Now here he hits on an interesting question. Any argument about right or wrong in language ultimately comes down to one of two options: it’s wrong because it’s absolutely, objectively wrong, or it’s wrong because arbitrary societal convention says it’s wrong. The former is untenable, but the latter doesn’t give us any straightforward answers. If there is no objective truth in usage, then how do we know what’s right and wrong?

Wallace tries to make the argument about ethics; sloppy language leads to real problems like people accidentally eating poison mushrooms. But look at his gargantuan list of peeves and shibboleths on the first page of the article. How many of them lead to real ethical problems? Does singular they pose any kind of ethical problem? What about sentential hopefully or less with count nouns? I don’t think so.

So if there’s no ethical problem with disputed usage, then we’re still left with the question, what makes it wrong? Here we get back to Pullum’s attempt to answer the question: let’s look at the evidence. And, because we can admit, like Wallace, that some people’s behavior is moronic, let’s limit ourselves to looking at the evidence from those speakers and writers whose language can be said to be most standard. What we find even then is that a lot of the usage and grammar rules that have been put forth, from Bishop Robert Lowth to Strunk and White to Bryan Garner, don’t jibe with actual usage.

Edward Finegan seizes on this discrepancy in an article a few years back. In discussing sentential hopefully, he quotes Garner as saying that it is “all but ubiquitous—even in legal print. Even so, the word received so much negative attention in the 1970s and 1980s that many writers have blacklisted it, so using it at all today is a precarious venture. Indeed, careful writers and speakers avoid the word even in its traditional sense, for they’re likely to be misunderstood if they use it in the old sense”2”Bryan A. Garner, A Dictionary of Modern Legal Usage, 2nd ed. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1995). Finegan says, “I could not help but wonder how a reflective and careful analyst could concede that hopefully is all but ubiquitous in legal print and claim in the same breath that careful writers and speakers avoid using it.”3Edward Finegan, “Linguistic Prescription: Familiar Practices and New Perspectives,” Annual Review of Applied Linguistics (2003) 23, 216.

The problem when you start questioning the received wisdom on grammar and usage is that you make a lot of people very angry. In a recent conversation on Twitter, Mignon Fogarty, aka Grammar Girl, said, “You would not believe (or maybe you would) how much grief I’m getting for saying ‘data’ can sometimes be singular.” I responded, “Sadly, I can. For some people, grammar is more about cherished beliefs than facts, and they don’t like having them challenged.” They don’t want to hear arguments about authority and evidence and deriving rules from what educated speakers actually use. They want to believe that there’s some deeper truths that justify their preferences and peeves, and that’s probably not going to change anytime soon. But for now, I’ll keep trying.


1 David Foster Wallace, “Tense Present: Democracy, English, and the Wars over Usage,” Harper’s Monthly, April 2001, 47.
2 ”Bryan A. Garner, A Dictionary of Modern Legal Usage, 2nd ed. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1995).
3 Edward Finegan, “Linguistic Prescription: Familiar Practices and New Perspectives,” Annual Review of Applied Linguistics (2003) 23, 216.
Descriptivism, Grammar, Prescriptivism, Usage 10 Replies to “Rules, Evidence, and Grammar”
Jonathon Owen
Jonathon Owen


10 thoughts on “Rules, Evidence, and Grammar

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    Language issues are tricky; otherwise, how could David Foster Wallace have been so deeply confused? The American College Dictionary plainly states that they intend to base their judgements on empirical observation. Wallace mocks this by asking what would happen if physicists altered their theories to take people’s opinions into account.
    In fact, the usage issues we argue about are largely just opinions handed down to us by people who didn’t have the technology or the inclination to check their views against the evidence.
    The spurious attack on sentential “hopefully” is a great example. As usual, Merriam Webster’s Dictionary of English Usage has an informative entry on that topic. Undoubtedly, hopefully has been wrongly maligned. Certainly, we can repair the mistake through examination of the evidence. Frankly, it’s amazing that we have to engage in these arguments in 2012. Hopefully, we’ll move past some of these zombie usage disputes.

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    An “authoritative” physics text presents the results of physicists’ observations and physicists’ theories about those observations.

    So … how are linguists’ observations and theories about those observations different? On the face of it, Wallace clearly believes that Language is unchanging. Hwaet!

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    I don’t think “data” is often treated as singular. You don’t hear or see “*a data” or “*the datas.” I think most of us treat it as a mass noun. Data is/are relevant to statistical and scientific investigation. A singular datum is not very useful or meaningful in that context. Data is an aggregate, non-countable, mass noun in English. That’s what the evidence suggests. It was a plural in Latin. Oh, the good old days.

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    Language certainly is tricky. Wallace quite intentionally conflated the phenomenon being studied with evaluations of the phenomenon being studied, because, as he argued, language behavior doesn’t exist independent of observation or interpretation. This is true, but it doesn’t mean it’s impossible to talk about the fact that many people use infer to mean imply along with the fact that some others disapprove of this usage. Linguistics is quite capable of talking about both the behavior and attitudes surrounding the behavior.

    On “data,” I think Grammar Girl meant that it’s often treated as a mass noun, which is grammatically singular. You’re right that nobody ever talks about “a datum” or “these thirty-seven data.” If we need to talk about it as a single thing, we use “data point,” which is analogous to many other mass nouns—rice/grain of rice, paper/piece of paper, and so on.

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    I’m confident that you are right about Grammar Girl meaning that “data” is a (grammatically singular) mass noun. However, you quote her as saying that she gets a lot of grief for saying that “data” can sometimes be singular.
    In reply to the grief givers, it’s important to make the point that English seems to treat “data” as a mass noun, which explains the singular verb agreement.
    If it were singular and countable, it would require a determiner. Now that’s a rule that is valid both descriptively and prescriptively. (Although the plural-only nouns like scissors and pliers are sometimes treated as singular count nouns in some dialects.)

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    How about this, from a Nova broadcast in April 2008: “We were expecting to receive all of the simulated data,”says Jean-Pierre Lebreton. “Unfortunately, we didn’t receive very many of those data.”

    Or this from Simon Winchester’s “A Crack in the Edge of the World”, about the 1906 San Francisco earthquake:

    However questionable some of the data might have been, Bolt had a very great deal of them

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    People who write about science do often treat data as plural. They’ve been trained to do so. Do they ever talk about the singular – “this datum?”
    The examples of plural “data” Ridger cited sound a little odd to me, but that’s just part of the variability in usage of the term.
    Maybe it’s mostly lay people who treat data as a non-count noun.
    What would you think of “these agenda” if you heard it? How about, “I’d like to move this agendum to the end of the meeting?”

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    Well, the agenda is the list of things to be discussed, so I’d get “this agendum”. But I confess “these agenda” would sound like several lists, not several items.

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    “Very many of those data” just sounds horribly awkward to me. It’s not the kind of usage that comes naturally to anyone, I think; it’s entirely artificial. As Eugene says, people are trained to use it that way.

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    Eugene mentioned the good old days of Latin. Many of you are probably alumni of some school. A man would say I am an alumnus of … However, if you are a woman you are an alumna, and if you went, say, to an all women’s school you would collectively be alumnae. How many people still use these words correctly?

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